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    By the Brothers Grimm

    Once a man and his wife were  going to eat between them. Then the man saw his old father coming along and quickly took the chicken and hid it, for he begrudged him any if it.The old man came, had a drink, and went away.

    Now the son was about to put the roast chicken back on the table but when he reached for it, it had turned into a big toad that jumped in his face and stayed there and didn’t go away again. 

    And if anybody tried to take it away,it would give them a poisonous look, as if about to jump in their faces, so that no one dared touch it. And the ungrateful son had to feed the toad everyday, otherwise it would eat part of his face. 

    — 5 days ago with 1 note
    #face eating  #Storytime  #The Gift  #Lewis Hyde  #Brothers Grimm 

    Anyone like Gravenhurst? Just discovered them today, love what i’ve heard so far.

    — 1 week ago
    Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!
From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.
It was passed unanimously today by the Senate :-D

    Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!!

    From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system.

    It was passed unanimously today by the Senate :-D

    (Source: genderqueer, via preciouspowers)

    — 2 weeks ago with 23906 notes
    Clive is a generous, kind man, let him have a wank in the loft

    Just watching Simon Amstell’s Grandma’s House - some of the script is a bit iffy but fucking hilarious

    — 3 weeks ago with 3 notes
    #Grandmas House  #Simon Amstell 

    Miriam Margolyes is my spirit animal

    — 1 month ago with 2 notes
    #Miriam Margolyes  #LEGEND 

    RADIO KRIS is currently playing a mix of Saint Saviour, Santigold, Kris Menace’s debut album and occasional bouts of Marina and the Diamonds second (meh!) album  - providing the perfect tunes to procrastinate to :P

    — 1 month ago
    #music  #procrastination 
    "You will get to use throwing knives, Red Indian style, Tomahawks and double handed throwing axes."
    What I’m doing in a week with my Cousin - slightly scared
    — 1 month ago
    #personal  #FUCKIN' KNIVES N'SHIT